but it feels like I’ve done something wrong.
I just don’t know what, and I won’ figure it out if the person doesn’t talk to me.
Can’t be bothered to diet
Can’t be bothered to work out
CAN be bothered to drink shitloads of caffeine to boost metabolism/suppress apetite.
FUCK YEAH CAFFEINE.
*has a heart attack
LOLjk
just had an exhausting day, coming down from a caffeine buzz which I used to stay awake through a coding exam I’ll be lucky if i passed
anyway, I get in to my flat and the one dickhead house mate who doesnt talk to anyone and uses our stuff without asking (i’ve seen her do it, she bent my fucking sushi knife) has left a note threatening to THROW AWAY any plates left by the sink.
maybe it can get a bit messy sometimes but there are EIGHT people living here, allow it if we dont all want to wash up our fucking pots and pans the second we’re done cooking.
I swear to god if i go into that kitchen after I’ve eaten my dinner and find my shit has been thrown in the bin I will go on a MAD ONE.
fair enough if you don’t like the mess but at least be civil, I DO NOT react well to threats. especially dickhead threats left up in a fucking note on the kitchen door when you live in the room next to me. WHY DONT YOU SPEAK?
I also suspect she has been throwing out my forks
there are four left.
FOUR.
THIS IS THE REAL WORLD THIS SHIT COSTS MONEY.
So today I had to be in uni to get more info on flash etc, set like 5 alarms starting at 7:30
Slept through ALL of the early alarms and just barely woke up when the 11:00 alarm went off,
got up, had a shower, and as I was washing my hair TELEPORTED back to bed where I realised I was lucid dreaming and bolted up out of my sleep… at 2PM.
fuckkk myyyy lifeeee.
IS ALL SORTED AND FUNCTIONAL AND ORGANISED
AYAYAYAY /dances
clicky here clicky for the drawings do it do it now i will love you x
eeeeuuurrrgfhh. Just got back to paragon, I have like a head cold or something, I want cloud. He’s been looking after me all week and I don’t want it to end now. /sulk
anything so i dont have to wash up these plates.
IT HAS A TAIL AND EVERYTHING.
I have to take a picture so you guys can all join me in dying of the cuteness.
what is wrong with me why cant i sleep normally like a normal person.
